Dumpster Diving, Not Always as Great as it Seems

Some guy threw what appeared to be boxes of cool shit. I pulled out a
Marlboro duffel bag and discovered it was full of something. I opened it
up and saw porno mags. I grabbed one and Spaz dug into the bag. "What's
this?" he asked. I burst into laughter as I saw what he was holding.
"Its a cocksleeve!" I yelled. He screamed and ran to wash his hands.
--wrong, very wrong